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Pissed my pants about 10 times from laughing.

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You know that you would break down and run back home. But when asked about things, this smile already lied for you. 

I just wish to turn things back around. 

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Photo a Day Challenge: Day 2 - Breakfast 

(I will post yesterday’s breakfast because I haven’t eaten proper food today… just junkfoods) 

After Botany Laboratory, we went to ‘The Dining Room’ and ate breakfast (at 11AM, not eaten since 7AM). Mine was a Beef Tapa & Chopseuy and Mango Float for dessert and 2 slices of Hawaiian Pizza (which picture was deleted). Over-all, it was good plus we got a healthy Chemistry discussion that became useful to me during our quiz that same day. 

But I spent 210 bucks for my own food… I’m broke and fat. 

Gagging in my OWN home last December Break. This is I, Nojah Lingas and probably you don’t care about it. Teehee. 

Photo a Day challenge Day 1 - Picture of You (Completed) 

I think I’m gonna do this one. Hope I could complete it. 

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I can’t believe I finally made it! 

Introducing: Biology Department!

Behind these smart minds and brilliant hands lies a very sad truth about our department, Biology. Mostly, kiddos in our department are the rich ones (rich, average rich, filthy rich and wickedly sick rich and I’m exaggerating). They are the ones that are willing to spend all their money for all those field trips our courses had to offer. BUT, let not be blind of the real score of the things and let not be tricked by our eyes. 

My friend, Precious Lee, and I had this acquired skill that could classify through our vision the people that surround us and group them accordingly through our sub-conscious minds. Di biro lang, halatang halata kayo, di na nga kami nag-eeffort. 

Here’s some of them: (And yes, they exist)

1. Smart ones - under this section there are three sub-sections as follows; 

i. Smart and Presentable ones - these are the people that would really give you the impression that they are really smart. They are well-groomed and maybe has a very good hygiene. You (or me), as a dumbass student, will be intimidated to them. Sila yung tipo na ang bango bango tignan tsaka sarap lunukin ang utak para madigest mo katalinuhan nila. 

ii. Smart but boastful ones - stand out na stand out sila! Dala dala ang books, notebooks, notes, library, kaldero, refrigarator, etc para lang mahalata mong matatalino sila. People that would literally slap you hard in the face with the phrase “mahiya ka, MATALINO AKO”. And I would literally slap you hard in the face, too (with feces mdrfckr). At oo, buhay sila. 

iii. Smart and happy and friendly and generous ones - and here are my bitches!! They have their feet on the ground and brains in troposphere slurping knowledge straight from the Slurpie of Knowledge. Good thing about this kids is that they are generous to people like me. They are willing to teach and help you pass through the dark path of hard lessons/chemistry. 

2. Handsome and Pretty ones - under this section there are three sub-categories. 

i. Handsome/Pretty and Smart - they are the ones that would make you vomit rainbows and shit unicorns. You can’t believe witnessing such heavenly sight when you’re talking or just when you pass through them. And, they usually come into groups. Usually, they are friendly but there are still the assholes that are present. 

ii. Handsome/Pretty and average - sila yung alam mo namang matatalino pero may konting mintis na hahantong minsan sa repeat course. Besides, normal lang naman ‘yan. In this sub-section also belongs those talented ones. I don’t know if they are genetically paired or merely coincidence. 

iii. Handsome/Pretty only - magagandang nilalang period. Mga taong pinapamukha sa’yo gaano kasagwa mukha mo, effortlessly.  (CASE 1) Oo, matatalino sila pero jusko naman, halatang halata naman na effort na effort ka about sa looks nila. I got swag ang arrive sa’yo. Grabe ang layer ng damit ni koya, parang mango float lang. Parang bakla lang. 

(CASE 2)Oo, matatalino rin pero saksakan naman sa hangin. Hilas sa bisaya pa ba. Don’t you think na parang genetically dictated yun sa kanila? (For more description refer to section 1, sub-section iii.) 

3. Gender Confuser - They are the ones that usually claims that they are straight when they are obviously not! There’s this one time that I asked a friend from our department about some guy in the college journal about his sexuality. And surprisingly, he answered me that that certain guy is straight. The next day, I saw him wearing clothes fancier than mine. Sinong niloloko mo ngayon? Umamin na kasi. Tanggap naman kayo sa lipunan o naghihintay ka lang talaga na magkaroon ng gay/lesbian help desks sa DSWD? Still, some of them still hides in some macho man’s bodies. We maybe scientifically reasonable but this time, we can’t really tell.  (Usually occurs in male members of the society). 

4. Rich kids - Fancy clothes, gadgets, money, maybe car (?). Need I say more? 

5.  Dumb-asses - Meh. LOL. 

Nothing Personal… 

RANT: Patisoy Boys

Recently, my eyes got irritated with these people that had been scattering around the campus — these Patisoy Boys.They’ve been staying in an open lounge with some group of friends that are more or less looks like them. 

They wear these maong or leather or with fur jackets, body-hugger shirt and either tight or not tight pants. His friends wear almost same too, even to shoes. Not to mention they are not as attractive as they might think they are. Plus a silver chain as necklace with matching big silver pendant (some are Chinese characters). 

Palaging nasa isip ko, “May salamin ba ‘tong mga taong ‘to sa mga pamamahay nila o masyado lang talaga silang pinupuri ng mga nanay nila?” Anong tingin niyo sa mga sarili niyo? Jake Cuenca? Edward Cullen o bida sa Vampire Diaries. Naku! Ang anghang niyo sa mata kung pagmasdan. With matching lakad pa na kung sinong may-ari ng daan. Pag-untugin ko kayo diyan. Pandak! 

Yan kasi, complain ng complain na OA kung manamit ang girls. Hahaha, Guys, nakakatawa kayo kung manamit. Mag-ayos nga kayo! Ibutones niyo na ang polo niyo at baka napasukan na ng hangin ang cerebral cortex niyo.

I don’t mean to be rude but it really disgusts me to see these people. Especially ngayon, may kasalanan kayo sa akin mga rich posers. Why? You’re making it hard for me to find guys of my type. 

2 words… Sagwa niyo.